[21 Aug 2005|12:49pm] I think I will use this journal for a while. 1 comment|post comment

weekend [02 May 2004|05:50pm] Friday, I worked, and then went to hovseps and met up with Larry Matt Farr Shawn and hovsep we were up till 4 oclock in the morning filming stuff for our awful movie that we are making.... It was still funny though Then at 9 in the morning, I went and picked up my newly acquired friend Bob Kelley. He was looking very classy. we filmed some more, then Bob and I went and picked up angela at her house. We then went to see the movie Man on Fire. The movie was awesome, so so so so good. I then dropped bob off at home and spent the night at ang's house today angela woke me up at like 8 and we ate and I drove home to get ready for work. work sucked. Love Josh 4 comments|post comment

holy fucking shit [30 Apr 2004|02:49pm] I get to make a speech at graduation 7 comments|post comment

[27 Apr 2004|11:49pm] [ mood | stabby ] [ music | Slayer ] FUCK this is going to be a long one.... I can feel it now.... SO anyway, school sucks and people suck Today I was enjoying my lunch (a cookie) with a few chums up in the new cafeteria, when this tall blonde shitcock comes up to me. She has a seat, and asks "Hey Josh, You're our Class president correct?" and I replied with a "yes ma'am" and she politely asked if she could ask me some questions for the ECHO, the school monthly "News"paper. Well she said the article was about class officers, right then and there I knew it was an article on me... Josh Brooks, the president who just didnt' care. HOld on a second folks, let me rewind this for a second... back to october, when I realized how awful everything really is.... The Class Advisor Miss DiLeo (a short pigheaded obnoxious know-it-all butch fem-nazi) said to me "Josh you have to get your act together, cut your hair and stop dying it, and act respectable"... I blankly stared at the stupid fucktard of a teacher, and just said "No" .... From that day on, I have not attented a single meeting, not that my presence or opinion would matter to the wonderful Fagiarchy of the Wachusett Student government who do nothing at all but argue about petty color schemes for the napkins at prom. SO ANYWAY this ugly tramp starts asking me questions about my lack of activity in student goverment, what I had done, and what i planned to do... I suspect the clever skank will tear my responses from context for her precious little article that noone will care about, nor read and take seriously. Tomorrow I am goign to take a walk to her and her republican (sorry sarah/addie/tim) cronies and tell her what the fuck is up, maybe I'll punch her, maybe I'll kick her, maybe I wont, who knows. One thing is for sure, I am going to make it a point to her, that I dont care what the fuck she writes about me, and that she's wasting her fucking time trying to make me look like a fool, because as all of you probably know I do that everyday between classes while I'm screaming and jumping down the hallways. ANyway, I've been reading a really nice book "The Da Vinci Code" It's quite wonderful, I've been having a hard time putting it down. Also, I have to work alot to pay for my car, my insurance, my gas and hey some fucking money for myself too.... because unlike 99 percent of everyone who goes to our ridiculous school, I have to actually work for things. I hate this Fucking School, This fuckign district, the mentality of everyone who lives in it and just about everything else in the world that isn't worth writing about... I wish a painful death upon you. Today I went to devin's after school, I read DaVinci COde, and he read this very interesting book called "The Robots of Dawn" anyway, we read for about an hour, then took a nap, then made muffins, and then spent a good 20 mins throwing a knife into his ceiling and wall... then he stabbed a hole into his ceiling with his sword... it was ridiculous. I stabbed myself in the hand. it hurt. I then went and picked up angela we came back to my house and just hung out and listened to music, she is one of few incredible people I know, I'm glad I know her. I'm glad I know all of my friends, and I regret talking to anyone else. Sometimes I wish I was 21 not for the alchohol you shitcock, for the handguns. I hope to god they let me make a fucking speech at graduation. Noone who is present, will ever forget what I say. Eat my motherfucking Fuck you shitcock -Probably a better person than you will ever be Joshua Brooks 11 comments|post comment

??? [25 Apr 2004|10:55pm] Should I cut my hair? summer is coming, and I'm already feeling the heat under my fro. what do you think? 17 comments|post comment

eehj [25 Apr 2004|12:34am] [ mood | thankful ] [ music | the new mouse!!11 FINALLY! ] Is that your final answer? 4 comments|post comment

new movie [23 Apr 2004|12:19am] [ mood | chipper ] [ music | I Hate Myself ] here are some awesome pictures of Mr. Froboto Vs. Dr. Faggoteer Yes I'm eating king kong... because compared to Mr. Froboto, he is nothing, nothing but filth. Hey city! look out! Mr. Froboto is going to shoot you with raybeams of Laz0rs! too late..... my friends and I are fucking weird.... 17 comments|post comment

holy mother of all that is holy even jesus [21 Apr 2004|01:17pm] Dear, Diary It's been a while since I've updated this dealy I've pretty much been hanging out with Devin Hovsep and Angela all week, with the appearances of Farr Fonz and KC now and then. Mainly Angela though Joey is in washington dc hunting for guy and ian (at least he should be) he'll be back thursday which will be cool. today I'm hanging out with Pit Viper (ryan carlson) Morgan, and Carolyn. It should be a good time. I have no money really.... so today will have to a budgeted funday. I went minigolfing w/ angela and she kicked my ass. I stink like eggs in the desert at high noon Ummmmm I hate this livejournal. so should you. love josh 7 comments|post comment

faufdso'c [13 Apr 2004|11:26pm] So fatso, eat enough cake? Today I had some super cake at devins.... I ate 2 bricks of it. We watched Fugazi: Instrument. This movie was brilliant. FUCIOA"JCIOSJCAD FUCKCCCCCCKK you all suck so some of angelas friends have been complaining about the length of my journal entries. If you want shorter entries why didn't you just ask idiot-faces. I'd just say no anyway, so it wouldn't matter, write your own god damn short entries. so I bought kill bill today, you probably didn't, unless you are Larry or Joe, actually I bought Joe a copy. I wonder what it's like to pilot a huge robot. There was this magazine at the doctors office, and inside there was a small booklet, it contained an exerpt(8 pages long... I still managed to read it all though, I think my doctor is a mildly retarded tortoise wearing a man-suit) from this book, that tried to prove that giant robots existed. One Robot ran on a gas powered Mini Cooper engine. my mom told me to start washing... at least one time a week. I said i would, and plan to forget I said so....right.....now. I no longer will be wearing my hat. I've had the old girl for quite some time... but my hair is long now and there really isn'ta point in wearing a winter hat, whenI have one growing out of my itchy scalp. So this saturday I'm going to boston. I dont know how much money I have or what I am goign to blow it on. But all of it will be blown, and it will be on something nerdy/retarded/awesome. kind of like me. Angela I <3 you Angela I Heart you Angela I hart you Angela I Fart you Uma thurman is a weirdo so is quentin Tarantino they should bang and have weird kids I think I'm sleeping on Devin's hammock tonight. FUCJUCK SJDHSSHIT FUCK YOU FUCK Devin is in the shower, and I am at his house, and I ate his cake and I had alot of ramen for dinner fuck shit fuck His sword is about 4 feet away from me... The Mouse is playing on tv tonight. Craig Kilbornek, at like 1:20.. (the conan wanna-be) Oh man I love Guy from Fugazi, he's ridiculous. He is like the sum amount of craziness of all of my friends put together. It's fucke dup man, he's awesome fuck you, you suck Devin's Hiko Sejuro XIII action figure is staring at me, and I am staring at him. He would so kill me in a fight htough, So I'm not about to step up. I'm so straight edge you dotn know what to do. why dont we say Doodoo anymore. when we were little we said "I need to doo doo" or "poopoo" or somethign funny, now it's "i have to take a shit" that's fucking gross man, you guys are all sickos, I'm doodoo-ing from now on... with class it's raining out. I hate driving in the rain, but besides that, rain is good. why can't pokemon say anything but their names? I'm really happy thanks angela and Devin and Joey and hovsep and Farr and larry and president bush and the ghost of adolf hitler Eat my fuck ( with chopsticks) Josh "the pope" brooks 8 comments|post comment

[12 Apr 2004|12:19am] HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DICK I'm bored it's late Angela is asleep, and nothing is on TV I think I'll author up a nice long entry for you suckers.. I found myself whistling "if I only had a brain" on 4 separate occasions today. FUCK so there's this show on the animal planet (the only channel that works, my fuckign cable is fucked like shit dick ass mother fucker!) it's about baby animals. I'm surprised more mothers dont kill their ugly babies. Most babies are ugly, despite what idiots tell you. You were an ugly baby too. Today I worked for 10 hours. that was alright. I made some money, and for the last 4 hours, didn't really do much. I'm going to boston again this saturday. Shawn better drive this time. I dont like driving for long periods of time. I have niether the gas money, nor the mental stability for such activities. I bought this insane bag in boston on friday. If you go to the regional you'll see it on me some time. ASS. Angela's mother really likes, me, and I like her too, despite what Angela tells me abot her, she seems cool...(sorry angela) I hung out w/ Joey and his band and ANgela and shawny on saturday, that was insanity. I hung out w/ Joey and his band and ANgela and shawny on saturday, that was insanity. I hung out w/ Joey and his band and ANgela and shawny on saturday, that was insanity. Mike Seed is funny. I ate china food. Nine hundred UND Ninety (often spoke as NINEDEE) SEVEn pennies worth of it, in buffet style. I suck. My room is hot, I turned my heat on a while ago and dont have the will power to pry myself from the computer. HAHAHAHA I just saw some guy pull a baby chimp... out of a big chimp You wish you were here... fuck you ... You dont know me. Be an extra in my movie WAIT WAIT! You WILL be an extra in my movie *Jedi mind trick hand motion* fuck you ANgela you mean the world to me X 19.4 hahahah have you ever seen a baby Rhino? they're SO GAY. You take a Badass Rhino, and multiply it by negative awesome plus stupid and there you go. I read farr's journal totally on accident a few days ago, he made quite the entry talking about stupids, and how they actually have secret vendettas on gays. It's really interesting that people can hold themselves higher than others solely on sexual preference.... for me it's a color thing JUST KIDDING I am better than stupids, that's it though, everyone else is better than me. Not the pope though. He sucks HAHAHAHHA a baby penguin is on TV! goooo animal planet. I have a big ole' can of cashews on my floor, I eat cashews from it Angela is awesome. She makes me happy. Kid koala makes me happy too, but not as happy as angela does. my movie needs extras, you are an extra. You love big brother. VOLTRON DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE. POLL: Who would win in a game of connect four? Mr. Blonde or Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs. I'm going to say Mr. Pink. and because of that movie, Fleetwood mac was never the same, to me anyway. I'm so stupid, and not tired, I think I'm going to go , wait, I'm not. this entry is absurdly long and retarded, YOU'RE RETAHDED QUEEAAAHH FUCK! what if chimps had a soccer league of their own? could they compete with the super studs of the MLS? I think so. what do you think? noone cares what you think. gluuuuuuuuuuucose wow I shat on roberta. Hey ass fucks, what happened to the great holden prank war? you suck! I Hoisted JOey onto Devin's roof when we tried to break into his unlocked house, fuck you devin, I love you Joe, I love you Devin, fuck you the pope. what's his name? the pope? fuck him man, I wanted my name to be the pope. If you're wondering if I'm drunk, the answer is N O do they still air afterschool specials... my favorite was the one with the guy who did steroids, his world turned upside down, and help from family and friends straigtened him out. that and prescription drugs and painstaking thearepy they didn't air. EAT MY FUCK!! ANGELA you are worth mentioning... one last time <3 18 comments|post comment

Oh snap dickshit [11 Apr 2004|10:26am] Well, this morning, something incredible happened... her let me show you what went down. Me: Hey mom, next weekend do you want to take me to conniticut so I can get a tattoo? Her: sure.... wait.... you're paying right? Me: yeah. Her: and for gas too right? Me: yeah. Her: oh, well sure. so I'm getting a tattoo next weekend. I'm thinking the "Veritas" right now.... but if any incredibly awesome ideas hit me by then, I may change my mind. if you have any ideas let me know. I had an awesome weekend, but have not the time to ellaborate on it now, I must work. Eat my fuck 9 comments|post comment

BUY 3 Copies [07 Apr 2004|10:50pm] The Gameboys! ON CD! 5 dollars. Help support the purchase of better editing software. over 50 hours spent making this movie.... it is a good watch! buy buy buy please please please. 2 comments|post comment

blam! [07 Apr 2004|09:50pm] I rule 1 comment|post comment

[07 Apr 2004|01:02pm] [ mood | sick ] [ music | Van Morrison - moondance ] I'm planning a pudding extravaganza at lunch sometime. Pudding packets are only 25 cents a piece. who can eat the most pudding in 5 minutes? Now that I think about it, we are goign to need 2 big bowls... you see, some people dont eat all the pudding in the packets... they leave a bunch on the edges, so if we dump all of the pudding into the bowls... oh man, yes, I can see it now. So there will be a 5 minute prep period for everyone to empty their pudding packets into the bowls... I'm trying to find a challenger to oppose Larry. Larry is a big guy, 270 or so pounds of man. I once saw him eat an entire car. Last night I watched the new matrix with Angela, it was great. It's much better the 2nd time around. MY dvd's are almost ready! I think once I buy a fuckton of blank DVD+Rs in bulk, I will be selling them for about 5 a piece. I need a new camera badly, so please, feel free to buy more than one copy... for the next movie, we are going to be needing ALOT of extras (in the hundreds), very very soon. so If you are interested, or even if you aren't. You are going to be an extra, and you are going to get all of your stupid friends to be extras too. Thank you! Eat my Fuck Josh 6 comments|post comment

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Sir, that's not a growth. It's your penis. [05 Apr 2004|09:39pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | Coheed!!!! ] Today was a good day for Joshua Maximillion Brooks. not For Joshua Michael Brooks though, for him, today was awesome. I woke up at like.... 940, and drove to school very very late. I brought a new backpack I found, I had my lunch in it, that's all. I went to study first, well 4th period actually, but my first. I sat and we talked about, well I dont remember... oh wait... no I dont. so anyway I had drama Longblock, and we watched my movie again, I think the class still enjoyed it...HOLY SHIT, in Study today, I remember now, we talked about... HELLBOY!! great movie! I had Chem last, and mike seed and I rapped some INtergalactic. It was fun. Our teacher is canadian and incompitent.... After school I drove around with Devin Tanman and joey. We went all over town, Tanner got to hold Devins sword, which scared us all, he was very very happy about wielding that piece of metal..... I think I'm going to buy him one for his birthday, or pitch in for one at least. I then went to the mall with Joey and Devin, Joe bought a new video card, it was Awex0mec0re! I looked at cameras and devin just walked around. Now to write about Angela, she makes me very happy, very very happy, I'm going to help edit some of her writing tomorrow in school when I have nothing better to do. She makes everythign better, Including hellboy... somehow she made that better. She's cooler than any girl I know.... with the exception of liz and Laura, who she is tied with.... but it's close. I'm going to see Coheed with her and then going to hiddin in plain view w/ her too! I can't wait! I hope we'll hang out tomorrow, we will, I think? anyway joe went and got Devin's Boondock back from Ellisha, She tried to lie and said she didn't have it. I think when she realized Devin would gladly gut her and eat the entrails, she coughed it up. She lies too much, it's not goign to get her anywhere in life. funny fun funny!! Well I'm at home now, Tanner tagged along, he's playing FF CC right now, and thoroughly enjoying himself. I'm working on the old movie, and yeah, that's about it. If anyone wants to pitch in money to buy Tanner a sword for his birthday let me know, and I'll get Ryan (who is old enough) to go out and buy him one with the money. His birthday is very soon, April 21st Devin's birthday is friday, I'm going to bring him to boston... Good friday this year, isnt' so good, thanks to devin's birthday EAT MY FUCK (and like it) Josh 1 comment|post comment

Too bad your ass got SAAACKeD! [03 Apr 2004|02:06pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Piebald ] Well, after quite a while of Ellisha calling Nikki and Meg pussies through the medium of her Livejouranl, They decided to take action in a matter of speaking...here... read lovedy0umore: k so lovedy0umore: we went to the show lovedy0umore: we called wagoner and tried to get her to come out lovedy0umore: and then she did lovedy0umore: and she was SO SCARED lovedy0umore: she was shaking and looked like she was gonna cry lovedy0umore: so they were like enough of this and they dragged her back inside the show lovedy0umore: so we got back in the car and called matt lovedy0umore: and told him to get her to meet us in the parking lot behind main street and behind the club lovedy0umore: so we waited and they walked up like 15 minutes later lovedy0umore: and she gave us this like rehearsed set of apologies lovedy0umore: and we were ALMOST gonna let her go lovedy0umore: BUT THEN lovedy0umore: she LIED STRAIGHT TO OUR FACES and said she never called us pussies lovedy0umore: so meg started pushing her around Reinventing Hope: :-) lovedy0umore: and we were like DONT EVER FUCKING LIE TO US AGAIN lovedy0umore: and she FUCKING SWUNG AT MEG Reinventing Hope: hahahah lovedy0umore: so i jumped on her and started punching her in the head lovedy0umore: and she tried to hit me back but shes too weak and gay Reinventing Hope: obviously lovedy0umore: and wagoner was like trying to pull me away from her lovedy0umore: cuz he knew i was going to kill her bahahaa lovedy0umore: but i was punching him too apparnelt and not realising it lol lovedy0umore: so then i got her with her back against the wall and started screaming at her lovedy0umore: and she seriously started tearing up lovedy0umore: it was amazing. lovedy0umore: best line of the nite was HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW YOUR BEST FRIEND WONT EVEN FIGHT FOR YOU lovedy0umore: cuz ashley wouldnt even step in Reinventing Hope: hahahahhaha 14 comments|post comment

[03 Apr 2004|11:56am] [ mood | good ] [ music | Ace of Bass ] well it's Noontime, I"ve been fucking around with my old movie, it is getting me frustrated (windows movie maker that is) *BARF*, I found my studio DV CD, so thaa made me happy. I'm on my 5th soda.... hmmmm PS Meg Deschenes you made my night last night. PPS Angela you make my night everynight. 5 comments|post comment

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally [01 Apr 2004|11:06pm] [ mood | giggly ] [ music | Old Blue Eyes ] Dear Ra, I know you're the ancient egyptian sun-god, and you're probably busy bangin' the shit outta some hot pyramid skank. but do you think you could score me some tickets to deathcab? That'd be awesome dude! LOVE, Josh! P.S. I totally loved you on that hyrogliphic engraved papayus scroll! wow Angela you're awesome. 4 comments|post comment

Awesome man! [30 Mar 2004|09:27pm] [ mood | thankful ] [ music | Ben Kweller ] Today was ok, I went to school. AFter school, I stopped by my house in sterling, I talked to my neighbor Chris who I haven't talked to in a while. It was good times. We used to be best of friends, way back when... I moved away, and it's been a while since we've chilled or anything, but it was really good to talk to him, he's really cool. I then Drove to Opacki's house. I love Kevin, he was hanging out with Pat and Marcy. We played with sticks and javelins and we threw axes and stuff, good times, I haven't had that much fun in a while. His mom came outside while I was running with a sledghammer trying to hit a trashcan lid. "Do you realize you guys have been playing like this since you were 12?" - Mrs. Opacki "Yes" - us It's true. But we were all having fun, good times. It's good to know that I'll always have Fonzie, Pat, and even Chris there, they've been my good friends for a really long time, and they're awesome. Devin slept over last night, we watched some boondock like usual and then I fell asleep, that was cool too. I picked up angela after going out to eat with the fonz and crew. We watched cartoons at my house for a while, I drove her home and here I am. It was a great time, it always is.<3 I'm happy I have the people I do have, Thanks everyone mentioned above for not making this day suck. As of late I've been thinking about things, and I dont really care what people think of me, because I do alot for people, alot.. and if they dont appreciate things then it doesn't matter, because I will always have my true friends, PS Thanks Tanner too, for giving me a big hug after Conditioning. Good stuff right there. PPS Thanks Laura for being my BEST friend. 7 comments|post comment

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